How to get #unfollowed by @TheRealStarky:

1. Broadcast the details of your workout. This is almost always a veiled brag and it cannot be tolerated.

2. Get phished or “hacked” as the stupid people call it.

3. Use the hash-tag #blessed.  Sarcastic use is permitted if I think it’s funny.  My decision is final and cannot be appealed.

4. Begin a tweet with the salutation, “Dear _______,” when referring to a place or thing.

5. Announce that @TheRealStarky has followed you.

6. Follow the @GotChocoMilk twitter account. #UnfollowChocoMilk

7. Tweet a summary report of your twitter activity including but not limited to your mentions, reach, replies, retweets, new followers, and/or your unfollows.

8. Use the phrase “just sayin'”, the hashtag #justsayin or any version of this idiotic catchphrase reserved for teenage girls.

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